Jake Paul has a message for anyone who thinks his boxing matches are staged: say it, and he’ll slap you with a lawsuit faster than he throws a right hook.

The YouTuber-turned-boxer has been in the fight game long enough to know the internet loves to call his bouts “fake,” but he’s apparently done letting it slide. The final straw came last month when Piers Morgan, after Paul’s win over Julio Cesar Chavez Jr., called the event “a boring staged farce” against an “older fighter way past his prime.”

Paul didn’t just shrug it off. He loaded up the legal cannon.

“After years of letting it slide as just haters being haters,” Paul said, “I have asked my team to vigorously go after anyone who makes up lies about my boxing career. Expect to get served, you pigs.”

To back up the threat, Paul brought in big-time attorney Alex Spiro — the same guy who’s represented Elon Musk and Jay-Z. Morgan, perhaps sensing a looming legal uppercut, quickly retracted his statement. Paul took that as a win, celebrated, and doubled down with another warning to future doubters.

“If anyone says my fights are staged,” Paul declared, “you will be sued. And secondly, you’re a jealous a– peasant who cannot even believe how good I am at this sport. You should go to church to fix your insecurities. I pray for you because I have so much love for humanity — and that includes the people who are against me.”

So, in summary: Jake Paul says his fights are 100% real, his lawyer is on speed dial, and he’s simultaneously threatening to sue you while also praying for your soul. Love him or hate him, the man knows how to stay undefeated in the court of public attention.